Funny Wedding Quotes

Humorous wedding quotes are great because people like to have fun with marriage. There are so many funny wedding jokes and quotes out there. Some even choose to use these in their weddings just to get a rise out of the guests and to make the wedding much funnier to attend. I am going to show you a list of different funny quotes you can use at your wedding or if you are writing a wedding toast for a friend or family member's wedding

Funny Quotes for Weddings

1. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but they stay together.
2. Marriage is a 3 ring circus, engagment ring, wedding ring and suffering.
3. Marriage is an adventure, just like going to war
4. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge then to let him keep her.
5. Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener
6. I was married by a judge i should have asked for a jury
7. Your marriage is trouble when your wife says you're only interested in one thing and you can not remember what that one thing is.
8. Marriage is give and take, you had better give it to her or she will take it away.
9. When he says I do she says oh no you don't
10. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
11. Marriages are made in heaven but they are hell on earth.
12. Marriage is the most attractive jail cell in which you choose to turn your self in
13. Every man wants a wife that is beautiful, understanding, and economical and can cook, but the law only allows one wife!
14. Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have boyfriends and see wonders happen, the rest get married and wonder what happened!
15. You know what I did before marriage? Anything that I wanted to.

Funny Wedding Quote Etiquette

Remember that some jokes are pretty much universally acceptable, and some quotes are only acceptable depending on the bride and groom. Some wedding jokes and quotes will only be acceptable to a rare few and if the time is right. You're going to have to use your own judgment on that though. If you think it might offend and backfire, find something else funny to say!