Funny Sister Quotes

Any one that has a sister knows how much fun they can truly be. A sister is a person that is there for you through thick and thin no matter what happens. Sisters can be built in friends. They know everything about you and still love you despite your flaws. Memories that are made with a sister never fade away. Below are some funny sister quotes that you can use to tell your sister just how you really feel about her and how much you appreciate her being in your life.

Funny Quotes About Sisters

1. More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
2. A sister will always notice her sister's first gray hairs with glee.
3. I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
4. Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
5. Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
6. If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and won't catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.
7. Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
8. If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
9. How do people make it through life without a sister?
10. I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
11. Whatever it is..My sister did it!
12. A sister smiles when one tells one's stories - for she knows where the decoration has been added.
13. Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.
14. Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house.